i. done. fucked. (yes. you. have.) for the first time in forever, my awesome plan failed! the plan was to ask out roddy on valentines day. and because i didnt know what he liked, i brought cake, flowers and wore only the trench coat i stole from ivan (you crafty bitch). the awesome me probably should have checked if he was in, because when i knocked on his front door, his wife hungary opened the door instead of him! (ouch!) apparently, the cock tease (is that what hes calling him?) was staying at Bash's for a bit! i didnt want to back down because she clearly thought it was for her, so i just went with it. i ended up screwing her, because she is hot.
"oo shit-"
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~hetalia diaries~ (one shots)
FanfictionSpain wants to pull another prank and black mail the other nations into dresses again. however, he cant do sleeping pics again, so he dicides to read their diaries instead! This is from Spain's pov this contains some fluff, smutty stuff and angst. r...
