The Boy In Lace ;; muke |AU| **DISCONTINUED**

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Cal: who is this cute boy kissing your cheek in a picture that's all over my Twitter timeline?

Mikey: I have no idea but he was absolutely adorably amazingly attractive

Cal: you two look like fucking couple!

Cal: did you get his number?!

Mikey: no and that's why i hate myself

Cal: do you have his Twitter?

Mikey: no! he wouldn't give it to me! Like I asked if he wanted me to follow him and he blushed and said no he just wanted a picture

Cal: that's kinda strange...

Mikey: I know right..

Mikey: but now it's driving me crazy because i wanna see again

Cal: aw does Mikey have a crush? ;)

Mikey: yes.

Mikey: I mean do you see him... who wouldn't

Cal: that's true

Mikey: he had the most beautiful blue eyes I have ever seen in my life

Cal: oh I bet

Mikey: ugh and his nose is the cutest thing! I mean look at it! I just wanted to boop it and give it tiny little kisses

Cal: why don't you just send out an indirect to him and see if he replies?

Mikey: I have 4million followers Calum

Cal: exactly and and one of them is bound to at least know what his account is

Mikey: but will that really work?

Cal: it's worth a try

Mikey: I guess.. what am I supposed to tweet though?

Cal: oh oh oh I know

Mikey: what?

Cal: tweet the picture saying how much you love meeting new fans and i guarantee one of his mutuals will freak out bc of the pic and tag him a bunch of times

Mikey: alright I tweeted, now watch and see if they tag him. Im gunna go follow some fans

Cal: alright I'll text you when I see something

Cal: wait

Cal: I see something

Mikey: what? I only just posted that seconds ago...

Cal: I know but everyone is tagging this one account ??

Mikey: who??

Cal: idk hold on

Mikey: k

Cal: oh my god

Mikey: what?

Cal: holy crap

Mikey: what?! is it him?

Cal: um

Cal: yeah I think...

Mikey: seriously!

Cal: yeah..

Mikey: what's wrong?

Cal: nothing really it's just..

Cal: he's like

Mikey: what???

Cal: the account is like a porn account..

Mikey: what?

Cal: like there are picture of him in like underwear

Mikey: I have pictures of me in my underwear cal Jesus lol

Cal: no Michael...

Cal: like women's underwear..

Mikey: what?

Cal: like panties

Mikey: what

Cal: yeah...

Mikey: well shit...

Mikey: that's hot...

Cal: lolol do you want his account?

Mikey: please

Cal: it's @homohemmo

Mikey: he has 25k followers?!

Cal: that's what it says

Mikey: holy shit

Cal: what?

Mikey: he's gorgeous

Cal: you're whipped already

Mikey: he should be illegal

Mikey: God he's so fucking hot

Cal: maybe he has a cute friend...

Mikey: maybe...

Cal: did you see that one video of him?

Mikey: no which one!

Cal: he's holding a fucking dildo!?!

Mikey: oh dear god

Mikey: my dick is way bigger than that btw

Cal: keep telling yourself that m8

Mikey: oh hush

Cal: so that must be why he didn't want you to see his profile...

Mikey: oh shit

Mikey: do you think he'll be embarrassed?

Mikey: I mean he has 25k followers...

Cal: well yeah but imagine how embarrassing it would be if your crush saw what kind of dildos you used..

Mikey: well shit..

Mikey: do you think I should like message him or something?

Cal: I mean I guess... he won't be able to message back tho

Mikey: ugh you're right...

Mikey: should I follow him?

Cal: oh yeah "Word Wide Famous Music Artist, Michael Clifford Follows Porn Account" I can see the headlines now

Mikey: fuck

Mikey: should I just message him my number?

Cal: do you really trust him like that? I mean he seems nice and all but he could put it out there for everyone to see..

Mikey: I honestly don't care Calum! he's hot and I wanna talk to him

Cal: you're such a fuckboy

Mikey: gasp!

Mikey: I am not

Cal: yes, yes you are

Mikey: look who's talking -.-

Cal: whatever message him but if he leaks your number dont say I didn't warn you

Mikey: shh it will be fine

Mikey: I gtg now.. wish me luck!

Cal: good luck fucker