You
So because I'm super responsible
and always do what I'm supposed to
Wanna see the thing I made in like
half an hour while goofing off at
work today?Evan
AlwaysYou
💥Boom 💥
Evan
Thats cool
You're talented at thatYou
Well that's a lot easier than
animating a fucking candlestick
Or modeling a candlestick in a
way that it'll make sense when
it movesEvan
I'd betYou
So how was your work day?Evan
Well, I watched Australian
guy fall flat on his face
about eh 98 timesYou
That sounds fecking awesomeEvan
Yep
And he was wearing a cape
to
So he'd faceplant and get
tangled in his cape to the
point where other people had
to help himYou
I am now your best
friend
I would like to see that
Like he goes wheeeeEvan
WheeeeeeYou
WheeeeeeEvan
WheeeeeYou
WheeeeeEvan
Wheeee
How are we fully functioning
adults that have jobs?You
Bold of you to assume I functionEvan
Ahsu s. XD Hsi,
$+28;*baisbYou
Uh, you good?Evan
I just fell down the stairsYou
Oh dam
You good?Evan
I think I only broke a bone
My ego however is suffering
I fell in front of the cool guys
And there's cameras recording
this
I just wheezed at your message
and here I am
Lying in a pile at the bottom of the stairsYou
You go wheeeeeeEvan
WheeeeeeYou
WheeeeeeEvan
Wheeeeee~~~~É-Néws~~~~
A Huge Fall For America
Captain America actor, Chris Evans (pictured above) was seen taking a tumble down a flight of hotel stairs earlier this morning. Evans was walking with fellow Avengers actors Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, and Scarlett Johansson. He however was distracted by something on his phone and tumbled down the stairs where he proceeded to lie, texting someone, until Hemsworth and Johansson made their way to him. Evans appears to be fine, save for a broken wrist. Now, the only question is, who was he texting?
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User1 @User1
You, Evans you good mate?
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|Chris Evans @ChrisEvans
I'm doing great. My ego however?
Different story.
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RDJ @RobertDowneyJr
Yeah, ENews has a point though.
Who were you texting?
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ScarJo @ScarlettJohansson
What Downey said
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Chris Evans @ChrisEvans
✨ wheeeee ✨
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Carnations (Wrong Number)
FanfictionOne fateful (and kinda cliche) day, Y/N manages to mess up her friend's phone number. And well, I think you can imagine what happens next.