Meet Jason (he's possessed)

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You
Lord save me

YouLord save me

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Evan
AHH
Who's possessed dog is that?

You
I dunno
It's just been following me around

Evan
Why has it been following
you around?

You
Boy if I knew
Here lemme just go ask the dog

Evan
Yeah sorry
I now realize that was a stupid
question
What are you gonna do with
the dog?

You
Take it inside, feed it probably
Put a picture of it in the town's
Facebooks group, see if it's anybody's
Get yelled at by Minnie

Evan
Good plan
Update me on the dog

~~~~~later time~~~~

You
So it's nobody's dog
I might just keep it

Evan
You totally should

You
I mean, I obviously have to check
with the vet but yeah
It's a boy

Evan
I think you have to stick
with your current name theme

You
Jason?

Evan
Yes
Please name the freaking
dog Jason
That would be hilarious

You
Done and done
Minnie says Jason's a stupid
name

Evan
Minnie's opinion doesn't matter
The possessed dog is named
after Jason
Who also got possessed

You
I forgot about that lol
Welp then

Evan
Yes
I love Jason
And Thalia and Zeus
And Dodger

You
Who's Dodger?
WIAT
WAIT
WAIT
IM SORRY
I FORGOT TOU HAD A DOG
WAIT
SORRY

Evan
No, don't talk to me

~~~~you know what app it is~~~~

Chris Evans @ChrisEvans
Randomly adopting a dog in the
middle of the night>>>>

(ps: it's called Jason)
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