You
Do you friends ever just send you
like
Evan
No
Unfortunately
That seems awesome to get sent
What's even going on in that
picture?You
Math
SpongeBobEvan
Ew mathYou
Ew mathEvan
Ew mathYou
Ew math
I'm so very grateful I don't have
a job that involves a lot of mathEvan
Ew math
Same tho
I cannot do math for the life of
me
Wait
Don't you gotta do math for like
proportions and stuff??You
Ew math
Technically yes
Imma let you in on a secret
thoEvan
Ew math
Please doYou
Ew math
I normally make Minnie do it
And if she doesn't do it, she makes
her class do it as homeworkEvan
Ew math
Dam
Slay thoYou
Ew math
Yeah it is a mega slayEvan
Imagine having to do some
math
I'm an actor
I get zero mathYou
Imagine breaking the "ew math"
Acting seems fun
You do like main characters and stuff?Evan
Yeah sometimesYou
You currently doing main character
stuff?Evan
Yeah technicallyYou
Slay Evan
Get that money
Hol upEvan
Holding upYou
Wait, so I just had a
meeting with my boss right?Evan
Yeah totallyYou
So basically he was saying
that if I do good, being the main
CGI person on this movieEvan
I have no doubt you will
But what will happen if you
do good?You
I get moved to an even better
project
Guess what it isEvan
Uhhhhh
Ratatouille?You
Nope
I get moved over to the Marvel section
I get to do fecking Marvel cgi
Like Avengers and shiz
That would be awesomeEvan
That really would be awesome
Holy shit
I actually did some work for the
Marvel section myselfYou
YoooooEvan
YoooooYou
You should get another job there
If I get the promotion
Then we could like meet each other
on set and not realize it's each other
And then have a cliche story or
somnEvan
Nah cuz then you'd have to
get super mad at me for not
telling you who I am or somnYou
Yeah but that's only if you're
a mega celebrity
It's not like you're Chris Evans
or Tom Hiddleston or somn
ReadHello?
ReadYou gonna answer or???
ReadWAIT ARE YOU ACTUALLY
CHRIS EVANS OR TOM HIDDLESTON???
Read~~~~tweet tweet bitch~~~~
Chris Evans @ChrisEvans
Ew math
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