You
I should quit
my job and become a
stripper
Evan
Wtf?
Are you okay?
Also, are you even attractive
enough to be a stripper?
What brought this on??You
Strippers are stackedEvan
True
Are you okay tho??You
You bring up a good point
Hotness
You should be a stripper
and I should be your token wifeEvan
????
No??
I don't wanna stripYou
But think about how much money
you would make
Especially cuz you've done main
character stuff
And like your kinda famous
Wait
Do you do main character work
in pornos???Evan
No
Gods no
I have a Disney contract
I don't do pornosYou
Haha
My Disney contract doesn't
stop me from doing pornosEvan
Way to brag
Just stop being an animatorYou
Its CGI
And once you get out of your contract
do pornos, be a stripperEvan
At this rate, my contract
isn't gonna end until 2025
You
Dam
That's kinda too old to start stripping
Unless....Evan
Unless.... what?You
You become a dilfEvan
Uhm no
If I ever become a dilf,
it would be with my wifeYou
You have a wife???Evan
....not yetYou
Dam that sucksEvan
Are you married??You
When was this about me??
I'm friends with a fucking Minecraft
streamer cuz he's my besties
little brother
What part of that would make it
seem like I'm married??Evan
Idk maybe you're married
to the little brotherYou
Ewww
Wait
That would make Minnie my sister
Magnus get yo gay ass over hereHe said no
I am not marriedEvan
DAM
WAIT
aren't we married?
Or did we get a divorce??You
Not counting frickin internet
marriages
OOOOOOHHEvan
What??You
You do interviews and press tours
for your pornos??Evan
THEY'RE NOT
Y'know what?
Whatever
Yes, I do those thingsYou
Oh hell yeah
If we ever meet, we should
get hitched in Vegas and like
only tell friends/family
Then you continue to do your
actor stuff until your contract
is up but tell absolutely no one
you're married or even technically
in a relationship
Until the very end
Which you let it drop that you've
been married for years
The world freaks out
During that time, we have a demon,
I mean, a child and turn you into a
dilf
Then after your contract ends,
you become a porno dilfEvan
That's an absolutely
ridiculously stupid ideaYou
But???Evan
We are doing it
100%
It would be so funnyYou
There would be a few problems
tho
1. We would be married
2. We would have a child
3. There's a chance Disney won't
let you be a dilf stripperEvan
Ah true
For the marriage thing,
there's divorce
I dunno what would happen
to the child
And I will make sure Disney
lets me be a dilf stripperYou
BuT dIVorCe WoULd bE Bad
PrESsEvan
If I'm a dilf stripper, it
would probably be better if
I was singleYou
Nope
You are my husband
Fiance technicallyEvan
Technically fiance
We should figure out
some of the problems with
the plan tho
Like:
1. The paparazzi
2. One of our friends leaks it
3. Someone finds out
4. We meet not in Vegas
Y'know that type of thingYou
Ooh yeah
Let's get back to this idea then~~~~Twather~~~~
Chris Evans @ChrisEvans
What's stopping me from becoming
a stripper?
Fricken Disney
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