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Evan Is that crotchless Batman underwear?
You Yes, yes it is
Evan Ngl Those are kinda smexy
You ..... Ayo sir
Evan Dunno why you're offended at the truth
You Uhhh First of all ew Second of all no
Evan You just have no taste
You ‼️️⚠️ALERT!!! the following message is to be read in a stereotypical Canadian accent ⚠️‼️ I'm sorry?
Evan Uhhhhh Why did I get an alert for Canadian-ness?
You Oh hell yeah It works That's exciting
Evan Whats exciting?
You The software I installed works
Evan What software?
You ‼️⚠️ALERT!!! the following message is to be read in a stereotypical Canadian accent ⚠️‼️ Oh it's just this thing where everytime I text someone the words "I'm sorry" that alert will pop up
Evan That's cool And can I ask where you found this software?
You ... Pinterest
Evan What the actual duck is up with your Pinterest?? OOOH THAT'S REALLY EXCITING THAT'S THE FIRST TIME A PHONE'S EVER AUTOCORRECTED FUCK TO DUCK FOR ME
You Is that not just normal Pinterest?? AND HELL TO THE FECK YEAH 🎉🎉🎉
Evan No that is not normal Pinterest Normal Pinterest is like room decor and recipes and Tumblr screenshots and whatever the hell else is generally significantly more important to middle aged white women than the general population WOOO!!! PARTY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🦆🦆🦆🦆🍆🍆🍆🍆
You What do you think the target demographic for Pinterest is? Cuz I really don't think it's middle aged white women That's more Candy Crush's thing YAY PARTY THAT'S REALLY GOOD USE OF EMOJIS 🦆🦆🎉🍆🍆🎉🦆🎉🍆🦆
Evan Ah true But like I barely ever use Pinterest Well that's a lie I go in phases where I use it obsessively use it for like a week straight and then don't touch it again for 3 months and so on and so forth
You Literally me
Evan That's sad
You ‼️⚠️ALERT!!! the following message is to be read in a stereotypical Canadian accent ⚠️‼️ I'm sorry? I literally just agreed with you
Evan Oh I'm not saying I'm not sad I'm just saying that habit is
You Jesus Christ Leave your depression out of this
Evan I will not thank you very much
You 🖕🖕🖕
Evan Uh huh Love you too darling
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Chris Evans @ChrisEvans WOOO!! PARTY!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆
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A/N God I hate doing these. Oh well. I'm back in the right country so here's a new chapter. Also it's my birthday so kindly frick all of you
