(Name), running away: NO, NO, NO-
Eros, aggressively chasing her: come heRE PRETTY GIRL-
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Eros, singing: I can show you the world~
(Name): I don't wanna see it
Eros: Okay~
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(Name) in Chapters 1-12: Omg Eros you're so amazing, I love you so much
(Name) in Chapters 13-19: Eros you're a crazy ass yandere bitch with hella breeding kink, calm the fuck down
(Name) in Chapter 20: Oh fuck-
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(Name): Bring the beat in!
Eros: ANYTHING FOR YOU BEYONCE!
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Eric: Is there anything better than pussy?
Eric: yeah, a really good book
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if Eros and Eric met:
Eros: *pours water on Eric's face*
Eric, waking up: hello?
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Leela and the cat every time (Name) goes to the Other World: Why. Why. WHY?! WHY!?
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(Name), describing Eric's cheating: And they were roommates!
Eros, ready to commit a war crime: Oh my god they were roommates
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*Eric and Eros fighting*
(Name): Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?!
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Mrs Spink: hOw dO yOu KnOw WhAtS gOoD fOr mE?!
Mrs Forcible: That's MY OPINION
(Name), who just wanted tea: ...
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Eric: This is my wife, (Name)
Eric: And this is (Name)'s other husband, Eros
Eros: he's the other husband actually
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Eric: It's time for bed
Eros, holding the doll of (Name) up: Mr Snuffles says I can stay up as long as I want and that you need to DIE
Eric, terrified: What the heck, Mr Snuffles
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Eros: Not to worry, I have a permit
Eric: This just says "(Name) is my wife now and you're a little bitch"
Eros: Exactly
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𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐄 ❃ coraline au
Fanfiction❝ i'm in love with a fairytale, even though it hurts ❞ ― alexander rybak ❊𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡...after moving from their contented life in england to oregon for a fresh start, a young woman feels...
