JUST FOR THIS CHAPTER
Speech to self = italics
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Because Dad spend almost all my money, for most things I had to have a backup plan.
Food? Pickle juice.
Pillow? Pickle jar.
Best Friend? Pickle
Bed? Wooden board. ( that I've used for slicing pickles )
Education? Pickle seasoning-covered laptop.
Clothes? Cotton. What am I? Crazy?
Yes it's weird. But I need something that won't go bad as quickly, that is cheap, and sold in bulk.
(+ tasty!!!!)
Quote for the next decade:
Live laugh love pickles.
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The thought of pickles alone has distracted me from where I was going.
A pharmacy, with a few hidden gems.
I arrived, and it looked smaller than I thought it'd be.
Hopefully they do trades, because as you might have heard, I'm broke.
I'd love to use the T.U.T.U system on the cashier to just get free stuff, but I'm poor, not heartless.
I read somewhere that to buy my materials to become famous, I have to say a code.
This code wasn't mentioned anywhere, so I had to scan the small room.
I picked up every object in my sight
Including the broken mirror hanging on by a thread behind him, literally.
It couldn't be more obvious.
I can't just say "mirror"
Or then it's not a code.
Broken mirror?
No..
Time to take a Wild guess then:
Mirror has six letters.
Broken has 6 letters
First three:
Bro
Mir
It's Bromir?
I'm probably just overthinking this.
It could be much simpler, right?
Maybe If I say it quieter I won't sound as stupid if I get it wrong?
Okay then
Uhm
bro-meer?
Nothing. Okay.
Bru-meer?
this guy really hates me.
Bro-mir
door opens
Okay. Next step.
There's.. everything.
Guns, bulletproof vests, shields.. it's all there.
I feel like a kid in the toy aisle.
*
I picked up a few things in awe before the cashiers critical glances urged me to put them back down.
Responsibly, I picked a cheap gun and placed it on the cashiers counter.
Izuku: How much?
Cashier: 67,500 even.
67,500 YEN? ( about 500$ ) THATS MORE WHAT I HAVE ALTOGETHER!
Izuku: Is there anyway you could... ya know.. round it up a little?
Cashier: No, that's after I've "rounded" it up.
Fuck. I really need this..
IM OUT
Cashier: HEY WAIT! YOU NEED TO PAY FOR THAT
Does he really care about me paying for that if it's illegal? What is he gonna do? Call the police?
I guess this is the start of my unexpected villainous journey.
3 words:
Grab some popcorn
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