Hogwarts is doomed (a harry potter/helluva boss crossover)

Chapter 3- The Decision

"Speaking"

'Thoughts'

"Spells" 

*Parseltongue*

"Oh Blitzy.... We need to talk..."

 Hooted the owl demon as he sidled round the corner of the I. M. P offices. The imp in question squeaked as he wasn't expecting the owl this soon

"Fuck! Erm.. Stolas! How 𝒂𝒓𝒆 you?" Blitz said with a smile that didn't quite meet his eyes, he was considering what to do now.

Stolas wasn't stupid. Horny, sure. But not stupid.. 

"Blitzy... What have you done?"'Oh fuck' thought blitz trying desperately to act normal

 "Nothing! I haven't done anything really" "Nothing? Oh Blitzy, I don't like it when you lie to me.." stolas murmured into the imp's ear 

Blitz stuttered " L- lying? M-me? Never" Now the owl KNEW something was up, his imp never stuttered so now he was worried "Blitz..."

Blitz swallowed anxiously, it was very rare for him to be scared but stolas actually calling him by his name sent a shiver down his spine 

"Well.... You see... Its quite complicated ...." All Blitz could think is 'he's gonna kill me, he's going to murder me, he's going to kill me, I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!' In a loop over and over. 'Right, if I say it really really quickly then I might be ok... Here goes' 

"ImayhavesortofallowedMillieandmoxxietoletahumankidintohellandtheyhaveessentiallyadoptedhimpleasedontkillme....."

 He spluttered in one breath, desperately hoping for stolas to mishear it. There was silence. It was eerily quiet, so quiet that in his head Blitz was begging stolas to say something. One minute passed. Another.

 'have I broken him?' thought Blitz, only half joking...

 Finally he opened his beak "YOU.DID. WHAT!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 'oh help' 

Stolas briefly transformed into his true demon form before turning back to himself however he still looked very intimidating, especially as he had summoned a storm that crackled lightning outside the window behind him

 " What In Hell were you thinking!!??!!!  Lucy's going to send you to Purgatory! And me as well!! Of all the stupid irresponsible ridiculous things you've done, this really takes the biscuit!!! I can't believe you! What made you possibly imagine that you could get away with having an ALIVE, HUMAN kid in the land of the fucking DEAD!! What the fuck are we going to do?" 

Blitz slowly emerged from the corner.. He had never seen him this mad! Whatever he had done, Stolas had never really shouted at him, always directing his anger at someone else, he had never realised how much he had taken it for granted however he had some hope; Stolas had said "what are WE going to do" instead of "what are you going to do" so maybe he would help

"Where are these employees of yours blitz? I wish to speak with them immediately" Snapped the owl in a slightly calmer tone than before, the storm had died down slightly although clouds still covered the sky

"W-well they're in the office" Blitz stuttered nervously, he had never been this cowed  by someone before and was both impressed and stunned at the fact that it was Stolas

"All right, I shall speak with them then"

Stolas swept into the office. He couldn't believe what had occurred! Of all the things to not do with an extremely powerful grimoire, travelling to the human realm and bringing back A HUMAN was at the very top of the list. Lucifer was definetly going to kill him for misusing such an extremely powerful object....