Micks Escape🏎️🚦

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01:56

Golden retriever: Hi 👋

Maxy: Mick why are you awake, it's so early?

Golden retriever: can't sleep there's too much beeping

Maxy: does it not turn of?

Golden retriever: no, i might just take of the tabs stuck to me, but i think it would terrify the hospital cuz the heart monitor would flatline

Maxy: do it, it would be funny

Golden retriever: ok hang on

Golden retriever: Ow, ok so actually they aren't just sticky tabs, there's needles on them stabbed into me
so i can't take them out

Maxy: boooo, that's so boring

Golden retriever: i know, maybe i just do it quickly. gimme a sec

Maxy: alright

Golden retriever: Ow, ok i've got them all off and taken out the IV

Golden retriever: i don't want to be here any longer so new plan. I'm escaping.

Maxy: WHAT!

Maxy: okay fairs, i'll come and pick you up.

Golden retriever: okay thanks maxy, maybe bring charles too, we may need a distraction

Maxy: okay will do

Banana has logged on

Banana: Okay, max his filled me in on the plan

Golden retriever: Good 👍

Maxy: make sure you pack everything up, there should be a bag by the side of your bed.

Banana: yup don't forget anything. Specially not the bear 🧸

Golden retriever: i won't. Can you guys please bring me some pajamas bottoms or joggers. I don't want to escape in a hospital gown and a hoodie

Maxy: will do, i'll make sure charles doesn't give you any of his funky ones

Golden retriever: thanks max i don't want attention to be drawn

Banana: what's wrong with them?

Maxy: whats right with them??

Golden retriever: yeah have to say i'm with max here

Banana: ugh whatever. Mick have you got all your meds?

Golden retriever: Yup 👍

Maxy: Perfect, Operation help Mick escape is a go!

02:23

Maxy: Charlie and i are out the front, im coming up the fire escape now, and charles is flirting with all the nurses in the lobby, while he does that he's going to get one of them to sign you out on record

Golden retriever: Brilliant we need to go quickly because nurse linda is doing her rounds in 7 minutes

Maxy: okay

02:28

Maxy: i'm here, open the door.

Banana: GUYS, A BIG SCARY WOMEN WITH GREY HAIR IS RUNNING AFTER ME!!!

Golden retriever: oh shit, that's Linda. RUN CHARLES 🏃‍♂️

Maxy: We'll meet you by the car Charlie, keep her distracted while i wheel Mick out

Banana: OKAY BUT SHES REALLY REALLY MAD

Banana: SHES THREATENING ME WITH SOGGY PORRIDGE 🥣😭

Golden retriever: oh yeah she does that sometimes. She tried to force feed me once but i just gagged and nearly threw up so she screamed and said i was a disappointment

Maxy: fucking hell, Micky get ur sugar daddy BF to sue her

Golden retriever: i will 💅😝😝

Banana: MAX GET THE CAR READY, IVE NEVER RUN THIS FAST BEFORE IN MY LIFE

Golden retriever: Andrea would be so happy

Banana: LEGIT. IM NOT TRAINING FOR A WHOLE WEEK AFTER THIS. LINDAS GOT ME DOING PARKOUR AND SHIT

Maxy: Damnnn okay, we see the car. be with u soon charlie

02:42

Maxy: Okay Mick and i are safe, Omg i see her running behind. She's yelling for Mick to get back there, Run Charles Run!!!

Banana: i'm safe, home time baby, lets go!!!

Everyone has logged off

Incoming call from 'Baby🩵'

Lance: Mick, baby are you okay? it's nearly 3 in the morning

Mick: Yeah i'm good, but um, well i kinda escaped the hospital with Max and Charles. Can i come over to you and estie?

Lance: YOU WHAT?! And yes of course come over. You've got some explaining to do. But im very happy your out of there.

Mick: Thanks Lancey. Also max says i need to get you to sue Nurse Linda.

Lance: We can figure that all out when your home and safe baby, for now let's just get you back. Do you have all your stuff?

Mick: Yup it's all here.

Lance: Okay where abouts are you?, i'll wake estie up
so he can carry you upstairs.

Mick: 2 mins away

Lance: Okay baby, see you soon. Love you 🩵

Mick: Love you too 💚

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Mick: Thank you Maxy and Charlie. I really appreciate being free.

Maxy: No worries Micky, it was fun

Banana: MAYBE FOR U

Banana: anyway Mick i'm just glad your out, are you all good now?

Golden retriever: Yup i'm with Lance and Estie

Maple syrup: hes good, we're in bed atm and Micks in the middle to make sure he doesn't fall out, we've put tons of cushions under his foot to make sure it doesn't get hurt

Estie bestie: we need to get Kimi to send us the recipie for burrito Mick becuase he moves a lot and we are scared he may be injured further

Maxy: do it in the morning, for now let's all sleep. it's been some night

Golden retriever: i don't want to be a burrito agian 😩

Maple syrup: it's that or risk going back to Linda

Golden retriever: NO! burrito it is i love burritos 🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯

Maple syrup: good. Night Max, night Charles speak to you in the morning

Maxy: Night guys, take care 🫡

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