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Sausage thought "Ooh I have a great idea"
Sausage: Do you have a name, or can I just call you mine?
*He says with a smirk*
Fwhip thought "Oh I see"
Fwhip: I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
*He said with a smug look*
Sausage: You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line
Fwhip: Did we go to school together? I could swear we had chemistry
Sausage: Want a raisin? No? How about a date?
Fwhip: What's your favorite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you on our first date
Sausage: Hm I thought we already had our first date
Fwhip: Well I'm asking for our next date
Sausage: Have we met? Because you look exactly like my next boyfriend
Fwhip: I never believed in love at first sight, but that's before I saw you
Sausage: Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes
Fwhip: You owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine
Sausage: Want to go outside for some fresh air? You took my breath away
Fwhip: Aww I did, well I have that affect
Sausage thought "You know what it's time but I'll wait for a few more minutes"
Fwhip: If you were a song, you'd be the best single on the album
Sausage: You remind me of a magnet because you sure are attracting me over here
*He moves closer to Fwhip*
Fwhip: I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you're making everyone else in here look bad
Sausage: Eddie told me not to talk to strangers, but I'll make an exception for you
*He winks and Fwhip blushes*
Fwhip: It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out
Sausage: I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away
Fwhip: Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future (Well technically yes)
Sausage: Your hand looks lonely. Can I hold it for you?
*He holds Fwhip's hand*
Fwhip: I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
Sausage: Is your name Google? Because you're everything I've been searching for
Fwhip: Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
Sausage: To quote the poet Katy Perry, "You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream."
Fwhip: Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Sausage: Did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?
Fwhip: Are you a broom? Because you've swept me off my feet
Sausage: Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you
Fwhip: I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?
Sausage: Do you play soccer? Because you look like a keeper
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Empires Smp High School Group Chat
FanfictionA silly little group chat series! And they are all fruity as fuck