E2 Class
Pirate Joe: OI! @Best Witch I'm not saying you're ugly, but if I throw a stick, you fetch the bastard and bring it back.
Best Witch: Well then @Pirate Joe you act like how I would think vomit would act if it could.
Colorful Llama: Oooooh we roasting each other now well, @Tall and Sexy God I thought of you today, and it reminded me to take out the trash.
Tall and Sexy God: Well @Colorful Llama I'm not an astronomer, but I am pretty sure the world revolves around the sun, not you.
Warrior Princess: @Goblin It's not that you're annoying; it's just that I'd liken you to the human version of period cramps.
Goblin: YOU BITCH! @Warrior Princess Most mistakes can be fixed; you are the exception that proves the rule.
Iron: Hmmm okay so @Bard You remind me of a cloud; my day becomes much brighter when you disappear.
Bard: Gasp!!!! @Iron Everyone can act foolish once, but you are violating that privilege.
Wood Daddy: Roasting each other. Nice @Woody You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Woody: I- @Wood Daddy About what I said to you yesterday, I'm sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego.
Pirate Joe: @Best Witch So a thought crossed your mind? That must have been a long and lonely journey for you.
Best Witch: @Pirate Joe If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them decent.
Colorful Llama: @Tall and Sexy God Laughter is the only best medicine your face must cure the world.
Tall and Sexy God: @Colorful Llama Watching you attempt to use all of your vocabularies in a single statement is funny.
Warrior Princess: @Goblin You should carry a plant around to replace the oxygen you waste.
Goblin: @Warrior Princess I thought I had the flu, but then I realized your face makes me sick to my stomach.
Iron: @Bard When I saw your face, the only thing I would have changed was the direction I was heading in.
Bard: @Iron I would punch you, but I don't want to improve the appearance of your face.
Wood Daddy: @Woody I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a smarter statement than anything you say.
Woody: @Wood Daddy Accidents happen; the proof is sitting right there
Pirate Joe: @Best Witch Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Best Witch: @Pirate Joe I think I found your purpose in life. It is to be an organ donor.
Colorful Llama: @Tall and Sexy God I heard you got a job as a weatherman. Good luck trying to predict your next move.
Tall and Sexy God: Jokes on you I'm not a weatherman @Colorful Llama I'm sorry I upset you by calling you a hoe. I was unaware that it was a secret.
Warrior Princess: @Goblin You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?
Goblin: @Warrior Princess Don't attempt to think too much. Your stupidity might injure your brain.
Iron: @Bard Amazingly, you don't allow your knowledge to stand in the way of stupidity.
Bard: @Iron Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you, they can't laugh, either.
Wood Daddy: @Woody Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
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Empires Smp High School Group Chat
FanfictionA silly little group chat series! And they are all fruity as fuck