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Penelope: Morning! 🩷😊
JJ: Gosh it's early
JJ: Do you ever sleep?
Penelope: I don't sleep, I save the city 🦇🌕🦸♀️
Y/N: love it
Y/N: can you save me from really bad dick
Hotch: Y/N, that isn't appropriate to be discussing in a work groupchat.
Y/N: whoops 🤭
Y/N: you gonna punish me?
[Message was deleted]
Derek: What did you delete
Y/N: nothing 😁
Y/N: im gonna shower
Emily: can I join
[Message was deleted]
Derek: CAN RVERYONE STOP DELETING MESSAGEA I CAN'T READ THEM FAST ENOUGH
JJ: Spencer cannot relate
Derek: Where is he anyway
Y/N: up ur ass
Derek: Woah
Derek: Crazy 😦
Hotch: Can we either use this groupchat for work talk, or not at all, please? I'd like to keep it professional.
JJ: Hotch you're a bit uptight
Y/N: he needs his dick sucked
Y/N: or he needs to smoke some weed
Y/N: either way
Derek: DUDE 😭
Y/N: just being honest
Derek: Next you're gonna start offering to suck his dick
Y/N: i mean...
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Derek: I SAW THAT
Y/N: saw what
Emily: 😭💀
Penelope: Gosh
Y/N: hiii penelope
Penelope: Hi love!
Y/N: ur gonna make me blush 😽🤭
Penelope: 😉🥰
JJ: Get a room
JJ: Gosh
Y/N: nuh uh
Derek: Y/N weren't you JUST flirting with Hotch dawg 😭
Derek: Pick someone n stick to em
Y/N: dont be silly
Y/N: im a whore 🥱
Emily: clearly
Y/N: fight me
Y/N: get in the ring
Emily: no
Y/N: get in the ring n we can settle this 🤬👿
Emily: how about you get in bed and we can settle this 😁
Y/N: i cant say no to that!!! 🥰
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criminal minds chatfic
Fanfictionincludes (list will be updated as story goes on): queer characters crimes/gore/violence (canon typical) jemily (will & jj r divorced) exaggerated personalities fem!reader (she/her) lots of sex references and swearing obviously mental health issues s...
