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Emily: eating a cakepop rn 🤤
Derek: Fatty behaviour
Emily: I'm gonna gut you and then hang you with your own fucking intestines
JJ: Kinky!
Derek: ...
Emily: ...
Y/N: hrhrvesujsn
Y/N: odhvsveisonj
Hotch: ?
Y/N: ujhhdghoddy
Penelope: What is going on? 😨
Spencer: Y/N, are you okay?
Y/N: hdhdjndn
Emily: bitch are u dying ..?
Y/N: HELP SORRY
Y/N: awkward
Hotch: Explanation?
Y/N: i saw my ex so i had to pretend like i was texting someone 😞😞😞
JJ: Or you could've just texted?
Y/N: silence !!
Emily: which ex
Y/N: STOP UR MAKING ME SOUND LIKE A WHORE
Emily: ok idc which ex
Y/N: .
Y/N: jason
Derek: Who the fuck
Emily: JASON. 💀💀💀
Y/N: STOPPP
Spencer: Who is Jason?
Emily: the stupidest man in the world
Y/N: no that would be derek
Derek: Kys
Emily: gobbling my cakepop 😈
Derek: Don't care!
Y/N: grrr
Derek: Go run into Jason again you furry
Y/N: [replying to: "gobbling my cakepop 😈"] gobble me next
Emily: omw
Y/N: 🤤🤭
Derek: Cheating on JJ I see
JJ: We aren't dating
Emily: not what u said last night 🤔🤔
Derek: Woah there
JJ: I wasn't even with you last night 🤨
Emily: must've been a dream then smh
Emily: ur the girl of my dreams 😘
Y/N: good lord 😭😭😭
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criminal minds chatfic
Fanfictionincludes (list will be updated as story goes on): queer characters crimes/gore/violence (canon typical) jemily (will & jj r divorced) exaggerated personalities fem!reader (she/her) lots of sex references and swearing obviously mental health issues s...
