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Derek: Emily and JJ are QUEERS and I have proof
Emily: no you don't bitch
Derek: Oh but yes I do
Derek: Rubs hands together mischievously like a fly
Emily: why are you insane
Emily: you need to be studied under a microscope and put in a jar to be shaken around
Derek: Sounds fun
Derek: 😁
Y/n: GO TO BED BEFORE I ACTUALLY FIGHT YOU BOTH
Spencer: Maybe you shouldn't threaten to fight people all the time
Y/n: i will fight you next 🤨
Spencer: No thank you
Derek: Y'all be fighting in the sheets ‼️
Y/n: damn right
Y/n: joking
Emily: I hate couples I'm gonna puke
Derek: Retweet
Y/n: can you giys shut up and go to bed tho pls im tired
Emily: we can tell
Emily: you were grumpy as fuck earlier
Y/n: maybe because you hid my pens ????? 😒😒😒
Emily: it was funny
Y/n: IT WASNT
Derek: It was
Y/n: kill yourself
Y/n: spence back me up
Spencer: I agree, it wasn't very funny
Derek: He's like a dog
Derek: He does whatever you say
Y/n: 😊
Y/n: hes a cutie pie
Emily: I'm about to call you every insult in the book
Derek: What book
Emily: the bible idk
Y/n: okayayay im going 2 bed cya in the morning :3
Spencer: Goodnight! :)
Y/n: goodnight cutie !!!! <3
[Spencer reacted "💜" to chat]
Emily: I'm coming to your apartment to shoot myself in front of you
Derek: Who wants to see my proof that Emily and JJ are gay
Emily: nobody because you don't have any proof 😒
Derek: I do 🙄🙄
Emily: 👖🔥
Derek: Shut up
JJ:
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Fanfictionincludes (list will be updated as story goes on): queer characters crimes/gore/violence (canon typical) jemily (will & jj r divorced) exaggerated personalities fem!reader (she/her) lots of sex references and swearing obviously mental health issues s...
