BAU
Spencer: Good morning guys
Y/n: good morning my pretty boy 🫶🫶
Derek: Get a room before I seriously commit murder
Y/n: stfu ur just jealous befause nobody loves you
Derek: Befause 🤓
Y/n: u have no comeback so that's what u settle on saying okay loser 😂🫵
Derek: Suck my dick and choke on it
Y/n: its not long enough to choke on🙅♀️
Hotch: Why are you two arguing at 7 in the morning?
Derek: Because she's an asshole
Y/n: YOURE THE ONE BEING A JEALOUS DICK SO I SUGGEST YOU SBUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I ACTUALLY MAIM YOU
Hotch: Please calm down
Emily: u shouldn't have said that 🫣🫣🫣
Y/n: SONT TELL ME TO .ᐟ CALM DOAN .ᐣ DERKE I S BEING A BITCH FOR NO REASON AND I GET TOLD TO CALM DOWN .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ , YOUHATE ME AND WANR ME DEAD I SEE HOWBIT ,,IS 😒
Spencer: I promise nobody hates you! 💜
Derek: I do 🤡🤣
Y/n: FUCK you
Hotch: The both of you need to stop provoking each other
Emily: in all honesty Derek is provoking Y/n and she's just retaliating 🤷🏻♀️
Y/n: im gonna put salt in his coffee at work🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and also cocaine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Spencer: Not a good idea!
Y/n: so you hate me
Spencer: Not at all
Y/n: i see how it is
Emily: are you going to be a moody fuck all day
Y/n: probably
Derek: Womp womp 🥱🤯 Cope LOSER 😆👎
Hotch: Stop trying to wind her up on purpose, Morgan
Emily: real I am not too keen on the idea of being in between a massive argument all day 😕😕
Y/n: what if i kill myself in front of him
Penelope: I baked brownies last night, you can have the first pick if you want, Y/n! :3 💘
Y/n: weed brownies pls plspls 😍
Penelope: Just regular brownies 🫣
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criminal minds chatfic
Fanfictionincludes (list will be updated as story goes on): queer characters crimes/gore/violence (canon typical) jemily (will & jj r divorced) exaggerated personalities fem!reader (she/her) lots of sex references and swearing obviously mental health issues s...
