BAU
Emily: dead chat
Derek: Probably cuz Y/n isn't yapping
Emily: where is she😒
Derek: Idk 🤗
JJ: @Spencer where's Y/n?
Emily: nah his bitch ass ain't replying either🙄
Emily: ima scrap them both
Derek: Ewww maybe they're fucking
Penelope: They're probably just busy
Derek: Busy having sex 👎
Derek: They should let me join fr 😵
Emily: SHUT THE FUCK UPPP GOODBYE
Derek: BAU orgy when
JJ: Good lord
Derek: I'm js saying 😝😝
Derek: Who's down? 😉
[Hotch removed Derek]
Emily: thank fucking GOD 🙏
Emily: I'm sick of his ass 😒
Penelope: Aww no 😞
Hotch: I'll add him back later
Emily: nnooo don't
JJ: Keep him out forever 😍
Emily: retweet
Penelope: Nooo I'll miss him ☹️
Emily: I won't :///
Y/n: SPENCER SUCKS AT MARIOKART HE'S SUCH A LOSER HE SUCKS SO BAD IM GIGGLING HELPME HES SO BAD AT IT
Spencer: I don't suck at it
Spencer: You're just too good
Y/n: LOSERRRR 🫵🫵
Spencer: You barely explained how to work the controller! I can hardly be called a loser
Emily: aw their first fight 🥰🥰
Y/n: its not a fight he just is sooso so bad ag mariokart 🙈
Spencer: Well I'd like to see you get three PhDs by the age of 23
JJ: I giggled
Y/n: okay spence getting sassy 😒😒😒
Emily: punish him
Emily: spanking session
Y/n: GET OUT RIGHT NOW
Spencer: [Replying to: "punish him"] Oh.
Y/n: IM😭😭😭
Y/n: i wont punish u dont worry
Emily: you should 🙄
Spencer: I didn't do anything wrong
Y/n: real u were just being funny
Emily: DICKRIDER 🤬🤬🤬
JJ: I'll be ur dickrider
Y/n: WOAH THERE
Y/n: CALM DOWN
Y/n: IN FRONT OF MY FUCKING SALAD .ᐣ 🤨🫵
Emily: [Replying to: "I'll be ur dickrider"] ngh I'm gonna bust a nut
JJ: On my face
Y/n: OKAY STOP
Spencer: I'm uncomfortable!
Y/n: WHERE'S DEREK TO BULLY YPU GUYS IM UPSET 😭😭😭
Emily: he got kicked
Y/n: hotch pls add him bavk pls pls plspls 🙁
Y/n: why did he get kicked 💔
JJ: He was talking about a BAU team orgy
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criminal minds chatfic
Fanfictionincludes (list will be updated as story goes on): queer characters crimes/gore/violence (canon typical) jemily (will & jj r divorced) exaggerated personalities fem!reader (she/her) lots of sex references and swearing obviously mental health issues s...
