messagesdumbly's army
jules - juul
harry - pottah
hermione - mioneee
ron - wonniekinns
ginny - ginerva
luna - astrologicaljuul
i hate all men
he hooked up with romilda vane last night
i can't believe i thought he was actually into meastrological
jules im so sorryjuul
its fine it's whatever
i really don't care
i just hate all menwonniekinns
thanksjuul
regina wait i didn't mean for that to happenpottah
to find out that everyone hates me
i don't carejuul
regina please regina stawwppottah
DO YOU KNOW WHAT EVERYONE SAYS ABOUT YOU? THEY SAY YOURE A HOME SCHOOLED JUNGLE FREAK WHOS A LESS HOT VERSION OF ME
so don't try and act so innocent
you can take that fake apology and shove right up your hairy-juul
🧍♀️🚌pottah
EURGH 👹juul
fine i hate all men
except you two
oh and ced ig? still on the fence about him
he ate all my curly wurliesginerva
disgusting brother
they're truly the villains of the universe
curly wurlies are so good as welljuul
ikr i was SOOOO mad
i'll have to walk all the way to the little tescos when i go back at christmas
its such a long trek and in the cold
cancel all brothers 🙌mioneee
Juliet Alice Diggory
Care to explain why i've just been told
you sent Theodore a picture of
your breasts?juul
where tf did you hear that???mioneee
Pansy told me that she saw Theo
messaging you and then he went
super red and ran upstairs to his dormjuul
three things
1 call them tits its not that hard
2 i didnt send him a tit pic it was of my
tattoo that he kept asking about
3 he went to his dorm?????ginerva
don't lie i've seen the tattoo pics and
it is basically tit without the nipjuul
dont call me a liar i've never lied
it was of my under boob xpottah
you always liejuul
so do u
got a scar to prove it
you scarred virginmioneee
Back on track pleasejuul
mione!!!!
ARE YOU HANGING OUT
WITH OANDG RN???mioneee
Who?astrological
pansymioneee
Right obviously how did i not see
that one?juul
enough with the sarcasm
and answer the questionmioneee
Yes, I am
We're trying to set you and Theodore
up
YOU ARE READING
romeo & juliet - theo nott
Fanfiction"love is heavy and light, bright and dark, hot and cold, sick and healthy, asleep and awake - its everything except what it is" theodore not x fem!oc social media x irl no voldemort