BAU BABES 💕💕
Y/N: 6
Emmy: 3
Hotchocolate: 5
Der: 2
Jay: 3
Emmy: soulmates 🤩💕
Jay: 😘
Penny: uhm why r u guys sending random numbers 😕
Spence: Yeah, why?
Y/N: were counting how many times reids been oblivious to girls flirting with him today
Spence: No girl has flirted with me today, though.
Y/N: spence some blonde chick literally gave u her room key 😟
Spence: She just wanted to play chess with me!
Hotchocolate: Spencer, bud. That's like saying when Y/N goes to drop off "paperwork" in my office, we're not making out.
Y/N: UHM WHY WOULD U EXPOSE US??
Der: once again, yall never close the blinds. 🤨
Y/N: listen here u bald bit-
Emmy: did princess just die???
Hotchocolate: No, I took her phone lol.
Jay: Did Hotch just say "lol"?
Jay: AARON HOTCHNER GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE - YOUR EXTREMELY HOT AND SEXY GIRLFRIEND
Hotchocolate: Be nice, then.
Jay: but its DEREK - the sexiest woman alive (other than emmy)
Emmy: shes got a point hotch (lets have sex princess 😘😘) (jj this is all jokes i swear)
Hotchocolate: Fine, Y/N come here.
Emmy: PLEASE DONT HAVE SEX IN THIS RANDOM POLICE PRECINCT 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Der: without me 😼😼
Hotchocolate: One, we're not going to have sex, Emily. Two, Morgan, you're done.
Y/N: HAHA L
Der: a man cant get no titty round here 😔
Jay: Apparently Hotch can get multiple, though.
Y/N: WHAT?!
Emmy: ahhhh shit some bubble bitch is talking to hotch getting real close 😹😹😹
Jay: He looks like he's about to cry LMAO
Der: Y/N WHERE R U GOING
Jay: uh oh
Spence: Did she just knock her out...?
Hotchocolate: It appears so.
Y/N: bitch gotta take her hands off my man if she doesnt wanna be hurt fr
Der: ur so sexy
Hotchocolate: Not this again.
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BAU x reader GC
RomanceA BAU groupchat where the reader is the teams princess and they all love her. Pairings: Jemily Hotch x reader
