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BAU BABES 💕💕

Hotchocolate: Morgan, please tell me you did not just start blasting Nikki Minaj in the bullpen...

Der: how do u know its nikki

Hotchocolate: I have a girlfriend, you know.

Y/N: the way u just said "a girlfriend" and not my name 🤨

Hotchocolate: Yes, because I'm cheating on you. 100%. Someone like me is cheating on YOU.

Y/N: WHAT THE DUCK

Spence: 🦆

Y/N: AARON HOTCHNER UR SINGLE NOW

Y/N: DEREK COME HERE WERE DATING NOW

Der: HELLS YEAH

Y/N: nvm let me rethink that

Y/N: SPENCER WERE DATING

Der: damn 😔

Spence: Uh, I'm sorry princess but I can't do that to Hotch.

Y/N: damnit derek it is then

Der: FUCK YEAH

Hotchocolate: Y/N, I was being sarcastic. You're not dating Derek and you're certainly not breaking up with me.

Y/N: acting like u control me or somethin 🙄🙄

Der: awe cmon man i need to get laid pls 😫😫🙏🙏🙏

Hotchocolate: Go to a bar and hands off my girlfriend, Derek.

Der: im sorry sir im so sorry pls font fire me

Emmy: NAHHHH THATS CRAZY 😹😹

Hotchocolate: Y/N come here.

Y/N: fine

Jay: I'm just trying to do my work...

Emmy: and im trying to stare at ur boobs while u do your work so stop leaning down

Jay: EMILY

Emmy: my bad 😞

Hotchocolate: Shut that damn music off, Derek. I'm not in the mood for your bullshit.

Der: woahhh sorry man 🧍‍♂️

Emmy: hotch whats wrong???

Jay: Y/N you didn't actually break up with him, did you?

Hotchocolate: No, she did something worse.

Der: DID U CHEAT ON HIM???

Y/N: NO WTF

Papa pasta: Y/N would never do something like that.

Der: what did she do hotch?

Hotchocolate: Something unspeakable.

Papa pasta: Woah Aaron, what'd she do? Did she turn you down?

Y/N: TURN HIM DOWN FOR WHAT???

Hotchocolate: NOTHING.

Hotchocolate: Dave no, she broke my favourite pen.

Emmy: r u fucking joking

Der: u made it seem like she cheated on u...

Jay: Jesus christ.

Penny: is anyone else confused at what rossi said??

Emmy: oh shit yeah what would she turn him down for

Y/N: ^^^^

Hotchocolate: Nothing.

Papa pasta: I wasn't thinking and I forgot they were already together 😅

Emmy: mhm sureeee 🤨

Der: WHY DID HOTCH JUST SMACK ME ON MY HEAD

Y/N: prolly cuz ur bald

Spence: It does look fun to slap...

Der: why is everyone against me 😔