BAU BABES 💕💕
Der: do yall hear those noises...?
Emmy: yes but were just going to ignore them 😚
Jay: At least they made up...?
Spence: Yes, but they're dogs, I swear.
Penny: WAIT I WANNA HEAR IM COMING TO THE BULLPEN!!
Y/N: hey yall
Der: ...
Emmy: girl
Y/N: what?
Der: slut
Y/N: UHM
Y/N: WHAT THE FLIP
Hotchocolate: It appears to me that they've heard us...
Emmy: why r u speaking like that?
Hotchocolate: Shut up.
Der: wish u would tlel me to shit up 🙏😔
Hotchocolate: Morgan.
Y/N: DEREK GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM BEFORE I SLAP UR ASS
Der: do it 😼😼😛
Y/N: ...
Hotchocolate: Nobody's slapping anybody's ass, get back to work.
Emmy: thats not what u were sayin 5 minutes ago w princess....
Hotchocolate: Prentiss.
Der: LMAO
Y/N: anywayyssss
Y/N: i love diet coke!!
Hotchocolate: You don't love it, you have a very strong obsession. It scares me.
Emmy: ur so real for that princess
Der: no shes not coke zero for the win 💪🤬🥶
Emmy: im going to call u a slur
Der: UHM?
Der: HELLO??
Der: ANYONE ELSE SEE THAT???
Y/N: we all saw it we just dont care
Der: why do yall continue to bully me every day😔😔
Spence: Because you make it so easy!
Der: i dont like ur enthusiasm
Spence: You can go not like my enthusiasm in the hole you're going to die alone in!
Der: HELP???
Der: im done goodbye kms
Spence: Okay!
Der: 😦
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BAU x reader GC
RomanceA BAU groupchat where the reader is the teams princess and they all love her. Pairings: Jemily Hotch x reader
