BAU BABES 💕💕
Y/N: did any of u send me flowers? Aaron says he didn't...
Der: nope but i wish i did 😫
Emmy: i did not 😞😞
Jay: Not me
Penny: i didn't but i so would have if you asked me to 😊😊
Y/N: luv u penny 😘
Penny: 😘
Papa pasta: I didn't! Sorry sweetheart.
Y/N: noooo its ok i was just wondering cuz this notes sort of...
Y/N: intimate, if u will...
Spence: It wasn't me!
Y/N: ok so it was nobody i know
Y/N: in conclusion
Emmy: princess has a stalker??? 😦😦
Y/N: yup 😛😛
Y/N: cant believe someone wants me this much how sweet 🥲🥲
Hotchocolate: ???
Emmy: calm down lover boy
Der: if anyone hurts our princess they gon' pay 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Emmy: TRUTH‼️
Penny: got my pepper spray ready!!!
Hotchocolate: I agree.
Y/N: duh u have to agree 🥱🥱
Hotchocolate: You're lucky I love you.
Y/N: love u too 😘😘😘
Der: ew
Hotchocolate: Stfu.
Emmy: HOTCH DID U JUSY
Der: NO SHOT
Der: bros hanging round princess too much 💀💀💀
Hotchocolate: And you've been dropped on your head too much.
Der: UHM ⁉️⁉️😕
Y/N: yeah i can see the dent in ur bald shiny head
Emmy: truthfully the baldness just adds to the dimension
Der: r we gonna keep talking ab my hair or r we gonna try and find princess' stalker??
Y/N: what hair?
Hotchocolate: Okay enough. Y/N, we're staying with Rossi for a little while until it all cools down.
Der: shouldnt we try to find the guy???
Hotchocolate: It's safer this way.
Y/N: aaron im a big girl, we can try to find out who it is.
Hotchocolate: This is not up for discussion.
Y/N: whatever. not coming home tn dont wait up.
*Y/N left*
Hotchocolate: Oh my fucking god.
Der: yeaaaa u fucked up my brotha 🥱
Hotchocolate: All I want to do is protect her and she just doesn't care.
Papa pasta: Aaron, come to my office.
Der: can i come too? ive got my opinions...
Emmy: same
Papa pasta: Everyone come.
Spence: Okay!
Penny: wait for me!
Hotchocolate: Okay so I guess everyone is going to have a little chat about my relationship issues?
Hotchocolate: Yes?
Hotchocolate: Perfect.
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A/N: i think ive finally figured out where this story is gonna go! ive just been winging it so far so!!
but yeah a lil angst 😛😛😛
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BAU x reader GC
RomanceA BAU groupchat where the reader is the teams princess and they all love her. Pairings: Jemily Hotch x reader
