BAU BABES 💕💕
Y/N: derek morgan gets no bitches 🙏
Der: uncalled for
Emmy: she didnt lie tho 😛
Der: ill have u know that i just got a bitch last night
Papa pasta: Derek, you all came over for pasta last night, what bitch did you get?
Der: wdym there was that hot ass babe hanging round the pool 🥵🥵
Papa pasta: Other than us, the only person there was my daughter, Morgan.
Y/N: UHM 😭😭😭
Der: oh...
Papa pasta: Derek Morgan.
Hotchocolate: Run.
Der: on it
Y/N: so now that weve established that morgan just screwed papas daughter and hes chasing him what should we do today 😊😊
Emmy: arent u rossis daughter 😕😕
Hotchocolate: Prentiss, shut up. Y/N, today, you will be actually doing your work.
Y/N: BOO U WHORE
Hotchocolate: Strauss is pounding down on me because Dave decided to break things off with her.
Y/N: me when strauss 🤬🤬
Emmy: FR PRINCESS 🙏🙏🙏😫
Jay: When will you guys stop texting and do your work?
Y/N: dunno prolly when i die
Penny: ^
Der: truthfully tho
Papa pasta: Yeah that day would've been today if I wasn't old.
Y/N: DAMN 😭
Emmy: derdick got lucky
Emmy: twice
Emmy: bros not used to that
Penny: 😹😹
Y/N: foul tbh
Der: i can get anyone i want
Hotchocolate: Let's not make that a bet.
Hotchocolate: Back to work.
Y/N: bAcK tO wOrK
Papa pasta: Princess, are you okay?
Emmy: shes fine ur just old
Der: i want to laugh but i fear rossi now
Papa pasta: You should.
Emmy: derek dont.
Y/N: morgan istg
Der: sexy 😼🥵
Hotchocolate: I'm so close to quitting, god help me.
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BAU x reader GC
RomanceA BAU groupchat where the reader is the teams princess and they all love her. Pairings: Jemily Hotch x reader
