BAU BABES 💕💕
Y/N: im gonna need someone else to help move my shit
Y/N: if derek doesnt stop flexing for the neighbours MARRIED daughter ill kms
Spence: Valid
Emmy: LMAO SPENCE😭
Der: princess go make out with hotch or something
Y/N: DIE
Papa pasta: I would say no telling people to die, but I know that there's nothing I can do to stop you.
Y/N: yup my dad loves me CANT SAY THE SAME 4 U DEREK
Der: IM SORRY???? MY FATHERS DEAD?????
Emmy: lmao
Jay: Emily.
Emmy: sorry derek 😔
Y/N: why is everyone in here so submissive like
Der: speak for urself saggy tits
Hotchocolate: One, her "tits" are anything but saggy, which you shouldn't be talking about anyway. Two, GET OFF OF YOUR PHONE AND HELP ME WITH THESE BOXES. BOTH OF YOU.
Y/N: aaron im pregnant and ur making me work???
Spence: What????
Emmy: HUH
Hotchocolate: She's not pregnant. She's doing all that she can to get out of physical labor.
Y/N: u dont know thst
Hotchocolate: Oh, but I do.
Der: DAMN HOTCH SIT HER ASS DOWN FUCK YEAH
Y/N: ...
Der: uh oh...
Y/N: ....
Emmy: u done screwed up 😹😹😹🙏🙏
Der: HELO SHEss CHADING ME HELP ME HOTCH PELADE
Hotchocolate: No.
Jay: LMAO Derek you fucked up. 😆😆
Hotchocolate: She chased him to a pond and pushed him in.
Penny: he deserved it tbh
Hotchocolate: Oh she jumped in too.
Emmy: wet Y/N 🥵🥵🥵
Hotchocolate: Oh now she's drowning him. Gotta go.
Emmy: saving derdick for what???
Jay: Emily.
Emmy: mb 😔
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BAU x reader GC
RomanceA BAU groupchat where the reader is the teams princess and they all love her. Pairings: Jemily Hotch x reader
