Everyone has to be pretend to be the main 8 or 9 of Hetalia!!!
Axis Powers
Germany
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Garth: Grrr- I'm Germany! I walk around babysitting a weakling who can't tie his own shoes! I like beer and- oh? In an accent, okay! I valk avound babysitting a veakling who can't tie his own shoes! I like beer and being veally scary!! (Like Drake!)
Drake: VHAT ARE VU DOING?! ZTOP BEING A DOMMKOPF!! VU CLEARLY DON'T KNOW VHAT A GERMAN ACCENT IZ LIKE!!
Maxi: *laughing* I can't-- I can't even! Italy! Stop sleeping you dommkopf! *laughs and falls on floor, dying* Italy! *flails hands and says in Italy's voice*
Whit: Uhhh... I am Germany? Grr?
Italy
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Garth: I am Italy! I'm weak and I need Germany to protect me! My eyes are always closed and I like flirting!
Drake: *snores sarcastically* *flips off screen and walks away, hands in air* nope
Maxi: Veh~ I am Italy! I really like pasta! Big Brother Romano isn't very nice to Germany! I'm really cute and I like cats and making friends!!
Whit: PASTAAAAAAAAA!!!
Japan
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Garth: Itary why?
Drake: *slams hand on table violently* It's umpissi-bru!!
Maxi: *giggles* I have a funny accent arrowing me not to say 'r'... It's not funny! Stap raughing! Remons are sour, rimes are too, ret me finish-- or I'rr kirr you!
Whit: ... Sure? Uhh... I rike to be by myserf because everyone's so mean...
Allies
America
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Garth: I'M THE HERO!!!!
Drake: I'm a stupid idiot hahahaha DUDES *shakes head and walks away again*
Maxi: I like burgers! And I like being the hero!!
Whit: *bursts through door* DID SOMEONE SAY BURGERS?!?!?!!!!!???!!!
China
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Garth: Why-aru?
Drake: *hiding*
Maxi: ARU!! STOP IT-ARU!! STOP TOUCHING ME-ARU!!
Whit: Aru? *confused*
England
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Garth: I like tea!
Drake: *is hiding hoping not to be found*
Maxi: France! Stop touching my you frog-faced bloody wanker! *spits out tea and laughs*
Whit: Ew... Maxi!! How unlike a lady! *Maxi laughs harder and drops tea, crying*
France
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Garth: I'M A PERVERT
Drake: *is hiding still*
Maxi: *still trying to calm down* Uhh... Oui? *wiggles eyebrows* Hon hon hon!! *bursts out on laughter*
Whit: Maxi? Are you okay?
Russia
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Garth: Magik Metal Pipe of Pain!! *whacks Whit with faucet pipe since Drake isn't there*
Drake: *still hiding*
Maxi: KOLKOLKOL?!
Whit: Where is Drake, da? Become one with Mother Russia, da? *opens closet and finds Drake, Garth stops hitting him and runs away giggling*
Canada- who?
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Garth: I-I'm Canada... I'm never noticed... E-eh?
Drake: T-take off... Eh...?
Maxi: I want to be noticed...!! *throws arms in air*
Whit: *stands there* E-eh...? *blinks*
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A/N: I am really sorry if I made fun of an accent or someone's favourite Hetalia character. I am terribly sorry!! I also know magic is spelt with a 'k', relax, I know how to spell.
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