Guard Texts #8 - Spanish Cubans?

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Drake: so I was on the internet yesterday and I...

Whit: found porn

Drake: 😳😳😳WHAT😰😰NO😥I WOULDN'T SEARCH THAT UP!!

Rollan: oh my glod are you angrily cawing in Cuban?

Drake: WE SPEAK SPANISH IN CUBA!

Rollan: Really?

Seth: LEARN NEW THINGS EVERY DAY!!!

Whit: like finding out Drake watches porn?

Drake: Whhhiiittt!!! You asshole!!

Whit: 😏 one I'm sure you'd love to be in

Drake: WHIT I AM NOT GAY AND I DO NOT WATCH PORN! EFF OFF!

Garth: yo who is cawing in Spanish?

Rollan: that'd be Drake.

Maxi: guys go to sleep jeez. It's like 4 in the afternoon.

Drake: CAN I PLEASE FINISH WHAT I WAS SAYING!?

Whit: yep.

Drake: ANYWAYS, I was on the internet yesterday and I found out that Cubans are Spanish, right? And so Jak is German, so now he can't tease me about being half-Cuban!

Whit: uhm

The_Playing_Jak joined the chat

The_Playing_Jak: what's up homies? Half-Spanish-dommkopf?

Drake: okay that's not fair.

Whit: Drake, just chill. Jak, go away.

The_Playing_Jak: go suck a d*ck Whit.

Whit: *looks to Drake* already done

Drake left the chat

The_Playing_Jak: lmao f*ckboy left

Whit: ya Jak your so screwed.

The_Playing_Jak: unlike you, Whit, in the ass

Whit kicked The_Playing_Jak off the chat.

Whit: what an a-hole.

Garth left the chat

Maxi left the chat

Seth left the chat

Maxi left the chat

Whit left the chat

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