Guard Texts #9 - Go Home Whit, You're Drunk

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Whit: HROAH

Drake: what the hell?

Whit: DRAJEU POIO

Drake: Whit. Are you drunk?

Whit: NAKYWSNOYSSMAYWNBENOOO

Rollan: Wow

Whit: LO VE ME SENPA I NOTICE MEH

Drake: who's been showing Whit Yandre anime?

Whit: SEPH

Garth: he mean seth

Drake: I know who he means.

Seth: I did absolutely nothing.

Whit: oh libber

Drake: Who's Libber?

Whit: ur madonnas

Drake: um

Whit: mum ur mum is hot

Drake: Whit. Go to bed. I can hear you outside my door.

Whit: DRAKEY LET ME I N I NEED U

Drake: fine. But no homo though

Whit: FINE

Garth: *snickers* guys?

Maxi: wtf r those noises?

Rollan: You hear them too? Good! I'm not going crazy!

Seth: hehe I bet they're having fun 😏

Rollan: woa but I thought Drake said 'no homo'

Maxi: yea. But Whit's drunk. No one can stop Whit when he's drunk. Trust me I've been in that situation.

Garth: IM GONNA KILL HIM

Maxi: Garth, calm down.

Seth: guys

Seth: :(

Seth: guys?

Rollan: Tes?

Rollan: Yes?*

Seth: the noises are getting louder.... I'm scared...

Maxi: guys let's go check

Garth: Kay

Whit: nnO dONT COME

Rollan: why? Drake what's happening?

Drake: noyhinf

Rollan: what?

Drake: nothimd

Seth: drake speak english

Drake: NOTHING

Rollan: oh

Maxi: I'm going over there

Garth: me 2

Whit: GO AWAY DON GK HERE

Maxi: wtf

Garth: bro seth rollan get over here

Rollan: Oh boy

Seth: coming!!

Rollan: what...?

Seth: takin a picture

Seth: I will favourite this picture until I die

Drake: I swear to Freckled Jesus that if you don't delete that picture I will murder you

Whit: HAHAHAHNSS DNFN*

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What is happening is that Whit is in Drake's sweater and he's poking his head out while he's against Drake who is also wearing the sweater.

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