If someone farts during oral sex, should you mention it or just quietly vomit off the side of the bed?
If a crazy person loses a testicle to cancer, can they ever be completely nuts?
The next person that says, "If I had a dollar for everytime...." is going to get a roll of quarters upside the head.
It's not beastiality if the animal consents. For a cat it's as easy as a flashlight up and down the wall.
If your dog is getting suspicious about your intentions, hide the peanut butter.
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MARK'S MADNESS
Non-FictionIt's 3:am. Time for the madness to begin. I cannot stop the thoughts rolling around in my head. The only way to exorcise these unending demons is to write them down. From the sane to the insane. I now share them with you. Prepare for a roller...
