May 9th 2013

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Treat everyone as a friend until they prove to be your enemy.

Nothing burns more than getting dumped by your boyfriend after he shoots a full load in your eyes.

We are all just passing time until death.

Does anything you do really matter after you're dead?

Make sure that pillow you're sleeping on doesn't have a tail or eight hairy legs.

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