What's the difference between hot sex and eating a whole pie? After eating the pie, I don't have to cuddle with it.
If someone says they'll call you, usually means they won't.
In times of danger always hide behind fat people. Rub their bellys so they don't move.
I bought a ticket to paradise and wound up at an "all you can eat" 24 hr buffet.
My car runs on negative thoughts. I rarely stop for fuel.
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MARK'S MADNESS
Non-FictionIt's 3:am. Time for the madness to begin. I cannot stop the thoughts rolling around in my head. The only way to exorcise these unending demons is to write them down. From the sane to the insane. I now share them with you. Prepare for a roller...
