May 18th 2013

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I'm not a racist. I hate everyone equally.

Heard outside the home of a depressed couple. "Before you break down could you take out the trash?"

I came. I saw. I whined. I went.

I look in the mirror and wonder who the hell that is.

How high do you think a pygmy pile can get?

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