Social groups that only have one event ever. "High Divers Without Parachutes" "Blind Knife Throwers" "Fire Eating Gas Attendants" "Break Dancers On Glass" "Naked Bull Riders" "Angry People With Guns" "Land Mine Line Dancers"
If you bought a pair of underwear with the words "Eat Me" on them. Would you want that written on the front, back, or both?
If you have someone that has to be around you all the time, say to them "And I thought my dingleberries were clingy."
You won't always see me coming. But you'll feel that i'm there.
Everyone should be laughing. Because life's a joke.
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MARK'S MADNESS
Non-FictionIt's 3:am. Time for the madness to begin. I cannot stop the thoughts rolling around in my head. The only way to exorcise these unending demons is to write them down. From the sane to the insane. I now share them with you. Prepare for a roller...
