Does anyone know what it means when someone says, "I gave my girlfriend a milk mustache."?
At night it's not the two glowing red eyes in front of you you should be afraid of. But the four on either side and the two behind.
I used to think I was funny until I realized I was walking around with a laugh track.
Nothing is funnier than blowing milk bubbles out someone else's nose.
Chopsticks should only be used if your fingers don't work.
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MARK'S MADNESS
Non-FictionIt's 3:am. Time for the madness to begin. I cannot stop the thoughts rolling around in my head. The only way to exorcise these unending demons is to write them down. From the sane to the insane. I now share them with you. Prepare for a roller...
