1) Name your dog "Dog".
2) Hollor random numbers while someone is counting.
3) Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
4) Speak only in a "Robot" voice.
5) Wear your pants backwards.
6) Ask people what gender they are.
7) Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
8) Sing along at the opera
9) Mow your lawn with scissors.
10) Honk and wave to strangers.
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The Book Of Random
RandomHello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That i...
