1) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
3) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".
4) Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.
5) Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME".
6) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
7) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
8) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
9) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
10) Get into a taxi, yell "Follow that car!" and point to a parked car.
11) Go to walmart and hide in a bathroom stall when someone opens it say WELCOME TO NARNIA!!
12) When you are in a public bathroom yell NOOOOO the toilet took my poop.
13) Go to a horror movie and when everyones quiet scream as loud asyou can... see who jumps.
14) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
15) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.
16) Dress up as a giant m&m and run through a busy place shouting "THE SKITTLES ARE COMING!!".
17) Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."".
18) Pick up a bag of sliced turkey in a store and scream WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!!!!
19) In a public toilet,pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go.".
20) Put a cookie into a glass of milk in public, when it sinks scream, "MY COOKIE DROWNED!" and then cry.
21) Go to McDonald's and ask for a sad meal, then yell SAD PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT TOO!!
22) Go to a movie, and when ever there is a gunshot, scream,"HIT THE FLOOR!!!" And hide under your seat.
23) Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go aplpy for a job at burger king.
24) In a very busy shopping mall keep yelling out jake come here plz until a guy named jake comes to you.
25) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
26) In the middle of a crowd, yell, I peed! and see how many people run away.
27) Go to Walmart and grab a pineapple. Start yelling, "I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE, SPONGEBOB!!".
28) Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.
29) Ring a random person's doorbell. When they answer, yell "I don't know you!" and run off screaming.
30) Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands. reach under stall & ask for toilet paper.
31) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
32) C l I c k t h e l o l b you t t o n.
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The Book Of Random
RandomHello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That i...
