Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)
Madea
: [
talking to Helen
] You can get it one of two ways. You can get it from his checking account voluntarily, or his insurance policy. Involuntary manslaughter. Which one is it gon' be?
Madea
: [
Helen throws money in Charles' face
] Girl, you're crazy as hell.
Joe
: [
watching Madea butter her house arrest bracelet
] You know, I was watching the Animal Planet channel and they say that when a coyote is trapped, it will eat its own foot off to get out of the trap. You want some hot sauce? In your case it wouldn't be a coyote, it would be an elephant. A big old giraffe.
Madea
: Say one more thing, Joe.
[
click of gun
]
Madea
: Say one more thing. I don't hear you. You're quiet, can I buy a vowel?
Brenda
: I know Tae Kwan Do.
Madea
: And I know whoop your ass.
Madea
: Love is stronger than any addiction, baby; hell, it *is* one.
Brenda
: What the - Who are you?
Madea
: Who you?
Brenda
: I'm the owner of this house.
Madea
: [
buzzer sound
] Wrong answer. My granddaughter Helen is the owner of THIS house! You da hoe, you aint got no power or no deed.
Brenda
: [
notices one or her ruined clothes
] Did you do this? This is Vera Wang!
Madea
: Who dat is? She do nails? I need to get my nails did.
Brenda
: That's it! I'm calling the police.
Madea
: I aint scared a no po po. Call da po po hoe. Call da po po hoe!
Joe
: Who dat is at the door?
Madea
: Shutup Joe I got this.
Joe
: I'm gettin' tired of all these people comin' ova here late at night, I'ma hafta put my foot down.
Madea
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