Margo: Oh, Gru. Se llama Antonio. Me llamo Margo.
Gru: Me llama llama ding dong.
Gru: The 21. Fart gun. Salute!
Dr. Nefario: I counted 22.
Additional Minions: Hehehe.
Gru: Ok, I see where this is going now with all the mission impossible stuff. I'm a father now. Good day Mr. Sheep's Butt.
Silas: Ramsbottom.
Gru: Oh yeah, like that's any better.
Agnes: He's pooping?
Gru: Oh, and here's a tip. Instead of tazing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should just give them a call! Good day, Mister Sheep's Butt!
Silas: Ramsbottom.
Gru: Oh-ho, yeah, like that's any better!
Margo: Hey, what celebrity do you look like?
Gru: Uhhh, Bruce Willis.
Margo: Mmm, no.
Agnes: Humpty Dumpty!
Edith: Ooh, Gollum!
Ma ma ma ma ma ma am, uh la laaaaa, potatoes lalala.
Agnes: I know what makes you a boy!
Gru: Uh, you do?
Agnes: Your bald head!
Gru: Oh, right.
Agnes: Sometimes I stare at it and imagine a little chick popping out. Peep, peep, peep!
Lucy: You really should announce your weapons, after you fire them. For example, lipstick taser!
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The Book Of Random
RandomHello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That i...
