Mom: Why is you room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
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The Book Of Random
RandomHello and welcome to 'The Book Of Random!' This book contains some jokes quotes and many many more! WARNING This book may be highly offensive to some people. In my opinion it doesn't affect me. If you are highly offended in some chapters..... That i...
Why is your room always so messy?
Mom: Why is you room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
