1.Befriend her boyfriend
2. Copy her dress style
3. Fall asleep in her bed.
4. Repeat everything she says.
5. Hang out with her friends.
6. Unfriend all her Facebook friends.
7. Friend her Facebook page.
8. Leave all your dirty clothes in her bedroom.
9. Speak with her in a foreign or made up language.
10. At dinnertime, eat her food.
11. Video chat with her boyfriend.
12. When she askes for a favor, say "Sorry, I don't work on Tuesdays", even if it isn't Tuesdays.
13. Repeat what she says in a James Brown singing voice.
14. Talk in a whisper.
15. Wear her shoes.
16. Narrate her life.
17. If she reveals that she did something bad, wash your hands, and flick water on her saying, "The Power of Christ compels you!"
18. Pack her lunch for her.
19. Leave your shoes on her bed.
20. Say to her that she looks like a girl.
21. Smell her hair.
22. Pour salt on all her meals.
23. Hide her diary.
24. Tell her that she's the best sister you ever had, then a day later, say that you changed your mind.
25. Say to her that when you first met her, you thought she was a girl.
26. Ask her if you can copy her homework.
27. Talk in different accents everyday.
28. Ask her if you can borrow her clothes for Halloween.
29. Everytime she tells a joke, laugh heartily and don't stop until she leaves the room, when she comes back, resume.
30. Imitate her.
31. Draw in the cover of her diary.
32. Everytime she talks, interrupt her with a hearty laugh.
33. Tape her report card to a tree by the house.
34. Everytime she asks you a question, interrupt her with another question.
35. Make a secret password and tell her to guess it before entering the house.
36. Change the password constantly.
37. Call random lines from movies everytime she accuses you of something.
38. Repeat everything she says in a whisper
39. Wear her perfume.
40. Sing loud songs when she is asleep.
41. Hide her toothbrush.
42. Call her by her last name.
43. Speak to her in backwards.
44. If she is allergic to anything, ask her if she wants the product.
45. Jump on her bed.
46. During dinnertime, eat your food but give her any vegetables on your plate.
47. During dessert, eat all her leftovers.
48. When she's on the computer, turn the computer off.
49. Tickle her.
50. Sing foreign songs.
51. During dinnertime, use her fork while eating. 52. During dinnertime, treat her as if she was a baby and wipe her face. 53. Ask her why she doesn't shower.
54. Ask her why she doesn't diet.
55. Ask her what happened to her face.
56. Use her perfume.
57. When she least expects it, pet her behind her ear.
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The Book Of Random
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