"Nᴇᴀʀʟʏ ᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇɴ ᴄᴀɴ sᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴅᴠᴇʀsɪᴛʏ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇsᴛ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ's ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ, ɢɪᴠᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ." ― Aʙʀᴀʜᴀᴍ Lɪɴᴄᴏʟɴ
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When you are 5 inches tall, who can you trust?
Bᴇɴɴᴇᴛᴛ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ mean her no harm when he discovers a tiny young woman in his...
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* A Message from the Universe :+: A Drama by Bennett 'Bento' Horacek *
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Dramatis Personae
The UniversePersonification of all that exists
Bennett The Educateda human
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[Act one, scene one. The Kitchen.]
[Enter Bennett The Educated, The Universe]
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Universe Oh, so you studied stuff, did you, huh? Have it all figured out, have you?
Bennett T.E. Yes, Oh Universe! I have devoted years of my life to studying the old masters and the new! I have faithfully based my knowledge of your laws only on what could be discovered a priore, never straying into the dark realm of tautologies and posteriore, and only ever accepted the truly empirical, which was tried tested and proven, and which, had I the equipment at hand, I myself would be able to verify.
You hold so many mysteries still, yet through my diligence and devotion I have discovered all the basic laws that govern life on this magnificent planet you have created, and can tell the impossible from the realistic!''
Universe Well, well, well, is that a fact. So you know all about what kind of life is physically possible, and what isn't, do you? Why, I certainly implemented a very strict and logical set of rules, didn't I? My, and such a good Job you did learning them all! Well done, Bennett the human!
Bennett T.E. Thank you, Universe!
Universe Bennett?
Bennett T.E. Yes, Oh Universe?
Universe SUPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER! Explain THIS!
EnterTiny Unconscious Girl Who Should Not Be Able To Exist At This Size Without Freezing
[Diverse Alarums and suchlike. Bennett The Educated falls to his knees, clutching at the empty air in horror and confusion.]
Bennett T.E. Nooooo! Why, Universe, oh why are you doing this to me?
Universe Because FUCK YOU, that's why!
[Mad laughter. Exit Universe.]
Bennett T.E. Srsly, wtf is wrong with you, Dude.
[Bennett The Educated stares into space mumbling distractedly. Time passes. He suddently remembers he is in a play.]
Bennett T.E. (clutching his chest) Hnnnng!
[Bennett dies.]
The cutain falls.
Applause.
End of Play
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Reader: Huh, but what is this?! A stageplay? On my Wattpad?
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How dare you inflict this strange and bewildering literary form on me, Art-ificial?! A tragedy! And it's only the second chapter too! What other horrid and gruesome things have you put in this book of yours?!
Art-ificial: Ah, dear reader, but plays are fun! Plays are timely! Plays are sexy!
Especially when everyone's favorite Doctor - David Tennant - plays Hamlet. Yes, that is right. You can watch Doctor Who pretend to be the Prince of Denmark. (The skull he uses for Yorik is real btw.) I like plays. (but never fear, so far this is the only one ;) ) Hey... HEY! Now stop googling pictures of Hamlet and get back here!
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