I Created A Group Chat

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Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Hey everyone! I created a group chat.

A.Lightwood: We can tell.

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Oh shut up.

StarsWars4Life: That's actually a pretty good idea! Wish I had thought of that.

StarsWars4Life: Who's in it?

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Me, you, grumpy Alec here, Magnus, Jace, Izzy, Maia and Raphael. Basically the whole gang.

A.Lightwood: Please don't ever refer to us as a gang again.

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Would you prefer squad?

A.Lightwood: I just threw up a little in my mouth.

StarsWars4Life: Loosen up, bro.

A.Lightwood: That's it I'm leaving.

NaturallyBlond: What's up with Alec?

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Hey Jace!

StarsWars4Life: Hey Jace.

NaturallyBlond: Hey, Clary. I'm ignoring you, Simon.

StarsWars4Life: What did I ever do to you?

NaturallyBlond: A lot of things.

BadassInStilettos: Did Jace actually just say that?

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Yes, yes he did.

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Also, hi Iz.

BadassInStilettos: Hey Clary.

NaturallyBlond: What? What'd I say?

StarsWars4Life: Yeah, what did he say?

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Nothing.

BadassInStilettos: Nothing.

NaturallyBlond: Clearly not. What did I say?

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Don't worry about it, Jace.

BadassInStilettos: Don't worry about it, Jace.

StarsWars4Life: The fact that you two sent that at the same time is what's creeping me out right now.

BadassInStilettos: I can't believe we're dating these two.

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: I know right?

StarsWars4Life: Come on, guys. What did he say?

NaturallyBlond: Shut up, mundane.

StarsWars4Life: Dude! I'm helping you!

StarsWars4Life: And for the record, I'm a vampire.

NaturallyBlond: For the record, I don't care. To me, you're always going to be a weak little mundane.

StarsWars4Life: Bet I could take you.

NaturallyBlond: Bring it on. Meet you outside?

StarsWars4Life: Beat you to it.

WolfGirl: What's going on here?

BadassInStilettos: Hi, Maia.

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Hey, Maia!

WolfGirl: Hey Isabelle.

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Don't I get a hi?

WolfGirl: No.

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Why do you hate me so much?

WolfGirl: Where do I start?

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: ....

BadassInStilettos: Now I get why Alec and Maia get along so well.

BadassInStilettos: But to answer your question, Jace and Simon are fighting.

BadassInStilettos: Again.

WolfGirl: So...nothing unusual?

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Yeah.

BadassInStilettos: Yeah.

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Hey, you guys wanna meet up? I'm bored.

BadassInStilettos: Sure.

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Maia?

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Hello?

BadassInStilettos: Hey Maia, you in?

WolfGirl: I think I'll pass, Iz.

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Is she seriously not replying to my messages now?

A.Lightwood: Yup.

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Oh, so now you show up.

A.Lightwood: Wherever there are people hating on carrot, I'm there.

Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Alec I'm not a carrot.

WolfGirl: Yes, yes you are.

A.Lightwood: Thank you, Maia.

WolfGirl: My pleasure :)

[A/N:]
Hey, my first attempt at writing something like this. Is it any good? I mean, is it funny and stuff?

I'd really appreciate some feedback. And you know, some votes and comments maybe?

I'll be back with more soon!

Peace,
Dana.

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