A.Lightwood: I hate everyone.
BadassInStilettos: Why, exactly?
A.Lightwood: Because everyone sucks.
NaturallyBlond: Except me.
A.Lightwood: Especially you.
NaturallyBlond: Why are you like this?
A.Lightwood: Because I can be.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Going heavy on the sass today, I see.
A.Lightwood: I go heavy on the sass everyday, what are you talking about?
WolfGirl: Woah, slow down there.
StarsWars4Life: Agreed. He's being worse than usual, isn't he?
A.Lightwood: Shut up, mundane.
BadassInStilettos: Did something happen with Magnus, big brother?
A.Lightwood: No, Izzy.
Raphael: I beg to disagree.
Raphael: Magnus has been acting grumpy today, too.
A.Lightwood: No one asked for your opinion, vampire.
EternallyFabulous: Stay out of this, son.
Raphael: No problem. It'd be my pleasure to leave.
StarsWars4Life: You're probably just going to make them angrier.
EternallyFabulous: Neither of us are mad, Sheldon.
StarsWars4Life: It's Simon.
EternallyFabulous: Whatever.
StarsWars4Life: ....and you say you're not mad.
EternallyFabulous: I'm not.
A.Lightwood: He's not.
WolfGirl: I like how you two sent those at the same time.
EternallyFabulous: Although I might be a bit annoyed at Alec.
BadassInStilettos: I knew it.
NaturallyBlond: Who isn't annoyed at Alec?
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Shut up, Jace.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: What happened, Magnus?
EternallyFabulous: I appreciate your concerns, biscuit, but it's....a personal issue.
NaturallyBlond: Which is?
BadassInStilettos: Something he's definitely not going to tell us about.
NaturallyBlond: Alec will tell me.
BadassInStilettos: No, he won't.
BadassInStilettos: Because he NEVER talks about their sex life.
BadassInStilettos: Neither of them do.
WolfGirl: Again, creepy. Alec is your brother.
NaturallyBlond: On second thought, I don't really want to know.
A.Lightwood: I wasn't going to tell you anyway.
NaturallyBlond: Loosen up, bro.
EternallyFabulous: Oh no, he's too tight to do that.
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