Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Hey guys!
A.Lightwood: What do you want?
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: I literally just said hi.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Stop being so mean.
A.Lightwood: I'm not. You're just annoying.
BadassInStilettos: Why are you always online anyway?
A.Lightwood: I'm Head of the Institute. It gets boring.
BadassInStilettos: You're not even at the Institute.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Where is he, anyway? I barely see him anymore.
A.Lightwood: I don't even want to see you.
EternallyFabulous: Alexander, be nice.
EternallyFabulous: He's at the loft, biscuit.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Oh.
A.Lightwood: Why do you always defend carrot?
EternallyFabulous: She's practically my daughter Alec.
A.Lightwood: I'm your BOYFRIEND
StarsWars4Life: How tragic.
A.Lightwood: I'll kill you mundane.
StarsWars4Life: I'M A VAMPIRE
A.Lightwood: I don't care.
BadassInStilettos: When will you two ever get along?
StarsWars4Life: I'd be willing to try.
A.Lightwood: Never.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Oh, come on, Alec.
A.Lightwood: No.
NaturallyBlond: I agree with Alec.
NaturallyBlond: I wouldn't want to get along with the mundane either.
StarsWars4Life: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME?!
BadassInStilettos: I don't.
NaturallyBlond: Izzy, you're dating him.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: I don't either.
NaturallyBlond: Clary, saying that is an obligation on your part. You guys grew up together.
StarsWars4Life: How touching...
NaturallyBlond: Shut up mundie
StarsWars4Life: Says the guy who dyed his hair blond.
NaturallyBlond: That's not even- I'M A NATURAL BLOND
StarsWars4Life: Sure.
NaturallyBlond: Fight me.
BadassInStilettos: Here they go again.....
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Hey, where's Alec?
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: He hasn't been responding.
NaturallyBlond: Alec walked out of the loft a while ago.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: What are you even doing at the loft?
NaturallyBlond: I live here, remember?
NaturallyBlond: For now, anyway.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Right.
BadassInStilettos: Oh hey, look, Alec's here!
BadassInStilettos: Wait why is he in my room
StarsWars4Life: I don't know.
NaturallyBlond: What do you know?
NaturallyBlond: Wait why the hell are you still here?
NaturallyBlond has removed StarsWars4Life from this conversation
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Jace....
NaturallyBlond: Don't 'Jace' me, the idiot deserved it.
BadassInStilettos: Can someone please tell me why Alec is currently lying face down on my floor and not responding to anything I say?
NaturallyBlond: He must be overwhelmed.
BadassInStilettos: And why, exactly, is the Head of the New York Institute so overwhelmed he needs to lie face flat on the floor and not say anything?
NaturallyBlond: Magnus was watching something on TV.
BadassInStilettos: AND?!?!?
NaturallyBlond: He giggled.
[A/N:]
Oh my god I had to make this one.
Vote if you liked it? What'd you guys think?
Peace,
Dana.
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