[They're not gay in this one, that was only for that one part.]
EternallyFabulous: [image attached]
Raphael: We all know you love your boyfriend, nobody wants to spontaneously see a picture of him.
EternallyFabulous: Shut up, son. Everyone deserves to see a picture of Alexander every now and then. He's gorgeous.
A.Lightwood: Stop it, Magnus.
Raphael: I'm not your goddamn son.
A.Lightwood: Hey, respect your father.
Raphael: Please don't tell me that means that you're my father as well.
Raphael: I'm much older than you.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Aren't they essentially everyone's dads, though?
BadassInStilettos: Yeah.
StarsWars4Life: True. I mean, aside from being my Downworld sponsor and all that, Magnus is my dad.
StarsWars4Life: And Alec, I guess.
NaturallyBlond: Downworld sponser?
NaturallyBlond: You know what? I don't want to hear it.
NaturallyBlond: But yeah, there're our dads.
StarsWars4Life: Jace's opinion doesn't really count, he gets a different dad, like, every week.
NaturallyBlond: See, this is why I despise you.
StarsWars4Life: Because you get a different father each week?
NaturallyBlond: No. Because you say annoying things.
StarsWars4Life: It's the truth.
BadassInStilettos: Shut up, both of you.
WolfGirl: I never thought I'd ever say this, but I agree with Clary.
StarsWars4Life: Wow.
WolfGirl: Shut up, Simon.
A.Lightwood: Excuse me?
A.Lightwood: No one is anybody's father here.
A.Lightwood: Except for Raphael and Magnus.
EternallyFabulous: I did actually sort of adopt Simon, too.
A.Lightwood: Okay then.
BadassInStilettos: Come on, Alec. You two are basically the dads of this group.
A.Lightwood: Let me guess, you and Maia are the mothers?
NaturallyBlond: That is just disgusting.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: Hey, what about me?
A.Lightwood: You're not a mom. You're just a little girl.
Clary'Don'tMessWithMe'Fairchild: I hate you.
A.Lightwood: The feeling is mutual.
EternallyFabulous: Alec...
A.Lightwood: Sorry.
A.Lightwood: But I'm still not anybody's dad. And neither is Magnus. Except for Raphael and the mundane.
StarsWars4Life: Why do you do this to me?
Raphael: Actually, Magnus has adopted quite a few downworlders. Provided them shelter and guidance and stuff.
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