Horror Slasher Preferences

Them as things my best friend has said

LokiLover467
Here you go best freeeeen

Jason

"Excuse me, the impala is not a 'car' it is a baby, and it's a sophisticated VEHICLE!"

Freddy

"But the kitchens where the food issssss!"

Ghostface

"Meh, just playing with a lighter"

Norman

"DISTURBING, DISTRACTING, AND DISGUSTANGGGG"

Leatherface

"I did not say that, I don't cuss"

Michael

"WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD KEEP YO REDHEADED ASS DOOR CLOSED YOU STUPID MAGAZINE FUCKING DWARF"

Hannibal

"What were you two doing with a strange man in this dark ally?"

Carrie

"Since I'm so awesome and today's your birthday, when life gives you opticals, find an easier way around them! **Begins to run around hurdles**"
(There's a whole video to go with this)

Samara

"Now you assbutt get your sunglasses on and come with me."

Tiffany

Me: what do you like?
Her: I like DICK!
Me: where?!
Her: IN MY MOUTH!!