Horror Slasher Preferences

"do I even really crash or even make a sound"

Jason

"Uh, what? Sweetheart I have no idea wtf you're saying"

Freddy

"Is this that musical bullshit?"

Ghostface

"ON THE OUTSIDE ALWAYS LOOKING IN WILL I-"

Norman

"....?..."

Leatherface

*Shrugs*

Michael

"Uhh. Waving through a windowwww?"

Hannibal

"Well darling if you've crashed you'd most likely yell due to being distressed. So yes, you'd make a sound"

Carrie

"Oooon the outside, always looking in will I, ever be more than I'll ever-"

Samara

"Kind of fuck shit is this"

Tiffany

"If you crashed you're paying my car insurance"

(Props for anyone who gets my D.E.H ref 😂)