#HeyCohen51

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09-02

Cohen:

Kuya!

Psalm:

Lol what's with the exclamation point?

Cohen:

Why did you add Sari?

Psalm:

And how did you know that? YOU TWO ARE TALKING

I KNEW IT!

AND AUSTIN KEPT ON SAYING I'M DELUSIONAL DAMN IT

Cohen:

Cancel the friend request

Psalm:

Why would I?

Cohen:

Please?

Psalm:

Hmmmm

How about no?

Cohen:

What do you want?

Psalm:

Some honesty for a change

Cohen:

I'm always honest

Psalm:

Lying by omission, baby brother

Come on! I just wanna be in the circle. I feel like everyone knows but me!

Cohen:

Surely you know the reason why

Psalm:

Ugh stop hanging with Austin you two are starting to sound alike seriously

Cohen:

Just please? Cancel the friend request?

Psalm:

Why tho haha I just wanna be friends with her

Cohen:

Don't you think it's weird you befriending a 17 year old girl?

Psalm:

Nah aint weirder than a 22 year old flirting with a 17 year old

Cohen:

Please?

Psalm:

Haha you look desperate

Something's happening na no?

You know your silence is making me conclude that something's really happening

I bet you didn't even really go to Paris!

Cohen:

Just please cancel? I promise the next time you argue with Ate, I'll take your side

Psalm:

Hahahaha wtf 

This shit feels so real

You're really into Sari

Cohen:

Please cancel

Psalm:

Fine but answer this first

Cohen:

Okay

Psalm:

Yes or no... did you go to Canada and not Paris? And do you have feelings for Sari?

Cohen:

Yes and yes

Now cancel it

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