[social media ❦ crack fic]
zayn randomly decides to prank text his number neighbor during quarantine because there's nothing better to do. who knew his number neighbor would be so hot?
bottom!harry as always ❦
[disclaimer: harry is older than zayn]
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"Just laying in bed and talking to you. It's become the usual for this time of night.."
"Hey. At least it's only nine! I tried to call you earlier so you wouldn't have to stay up as late."
"You're so caring.."
"Like I said, I'm whipped."
"Shush, Zee."
"Wait a minute. Are those portraits of your naked body above your bed?"
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"Oh... yeah. I promise it's not what it looks like though!"
"Oh, no. Please promise me that it is.."
"Oh my god, Zen. My best friend from college is a photographer and the last shoot I ever did was with him. So he printed it out onto these big canvases and gave them to me as a gag gift when I moved to California."
