FaceTime with Harry💗 00:04
"Hi, baby."
"Hi, Zayn...
Is that Zen? I wanna say hi!
I have to talk to Zayn
first, honey bee. Okay?"
"It's alright if he wants to say hi, H.
I don't mind. I miss his little face."
"Yeah? Okay... come here, Ares."
rustling
"Zen?"
"I still can't believe Zen rubbed off on him—
Hey, kiddo. Wow, look at your eyebrow!"
"Do you like it? Uncle Mitchie did it
for me 'cause I was feeling better!"
"Yeah, of course! You're gonna have all
the little girls and boys falling for you."
"Hey, don't give him any ideas. Haha...
Daddy.
What? You're not allowed to
date until you're in college.
Daddy!"
"College? That poor boy..."
"Hm... maybe I'll make an exception
before that, but only if I like them.
What about Zen? I like Zen!
You want to date Zayn? Haha..."
"I'm sorry, buddy. I am
currently off the market..."
"Why? Are you in love with my dad?
Ares—"
"That's right, kiddo. I am in
love with your dad, so put in
a good word for me, okay?"
"Okay, I will!"
"Thanks, love. Now can
you give the phone back
to your dad? I have to talk
to him about something."
"Sure, Zen."
rustling
"Here, Daddy.
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Fanfiction[social media ❦ crack fic] zayn randomly decides to prank text his number neighbor during quarantine because there's nothing better to do. who knew his number neighbor would be so hot? bottom!harry as always ❦ [disclaimer: harry is older than zayn] ...
